Thursday, December 27, 2012

Global Warming Protest
Celebrating: It's all about us and our influence !

4th Month 1, 2014
12:00 Noon EDT 

NYYM (New York Yearly Meeting) of the Religious Society of Friends, proclaims:  

"Everyone talks about the weather but no one ever does anything about it".

Well now we can - and we will, Friends!

And who better to lead a protest against something - especially Global Warming -  than the dwindling group of greying hippie Flaky-Quakers?  

We'll protest - and prove - human control of the earth and its destiny:  with a silent methane alarm ! (methane is 5x more dangerous than CO2)

for Absurd and  
Ridiculous Truths 

         Protest Global Warming Now

April 1, 2014 - 12:00 Noon EDT

Although Friends generally don't try to predict an outcome of a meeting beforehand... we will tilt the scales and force our human will on the environment!

Friends will gather and gather their f/Friends and their friends and so on and on at 12:00 noon Eastern Daylight Time on April 1, 2014 wherever they might be.  Unemployed Friends who don't want to get too sweaty or be in any way disturbed, will blog their butts off and twitter and text themselves into a frenzy to pull this event off the charts and into the history books.  

The Friendly alternative to FACEBOOK, now Friends will also network on ASSBOOK to crowdsource a flashmob of F.A.R.T. ers - non-violent mind you, a peaceful silent and effective F.A.R.T moment when multitudes will expel in smelly silent witness a tremendous and stinky volume of methane greenhouse gas at one time.  

We've been told that Friends Journal also plans to do a full feature-well article for all 12 of its readers sometime next fall.

Activist Flaky-Faker Quakers will seize this New York moment to bring some long lost attention to themselves, an easily ignored,  and many-times-over co-opted handful of people who can't get a job, and Socialist hippies financed by long-gone Friends and left-wing billionaires (who want to keep the poor and their poor offspring in their place, indefinitely).  

Social networking will enable this long-forgotten and irrelevant group and their further-co-opted f/Friends to expel enough greenhouse gas through human activism to affect more than their affected selves.

F.A.R.T. will potentially change the inclination of the earth's axis!

  • F.A.R.T. could possibly reverse the geomagnetic polarity between the north and south poles!

We'll show the world and those that refuse to believe which end is up.

Don't forget - Friends tell your Flaky-Friends and we'll all draw recognition to the fact that :

We humans really matter as to what happens to the planet

when we all - F.A.R.T.  !