Flaky-Friends  
for Absurd and  
Ridiculous Truths 
(F-F.A.R.T.)

April 1, 2013

Mark those calendars 

NYYM (New York Yearly Meeting) of the Religious Society of Friends, has created yet another Executive Committee.  

They say - "Everyone talks about the weather but no one ever does anything about it".   Well now we can - and we will, Flaky-Friends!

And who better to lead a protest against something - especially Global Warming -  than the greying hippie Flaky-Quakers?  

We'll protest - and at the same time - prove human control of the earth and its destiny with a silent alarm !

12noon 

April 1, 2013

The work of Friends is stretched all too thin among the full-time, totally gone, ridiculous Quaker institutions and elitist Friends Schools that have their high paying jobs and rich kids to focus on.  And with Global Warming that is totally caused by mankind an absolute fact, (the operative here is MAN-kind) the  New-Age, activist Friends "need to" do something - now.

Protest Global Warming Now - 

Global F-F.A.R.T Day 2013

Even more ridiculous than the mostly modern-day Flaky-Friends believing they themselves, and their thinly veiled human personal vanity have something  to do with what the world 'needs' and what the world 'does' will be the ultimate in ridiculousness -  

Global F-F.A.R.T. Day 2013

Protest Objective of F-F.A.R.T. - 
April 1, 2013 - 12:00 Noon EST

Although Friends generally don't try to predict an outcome of a meeting beforehand...our Human will has overcome what used to be left up to the Spirit, to decide.

Friends will gather and gather their f/Friends and their friends and so on and on at 12:00 noon Eastern Standard Time on April 1, 2013 wherever they might be.  Unemployed Friends who don't want to get too sweaty with difficult jobs, will blog their butts off and twitter and text themselves into a frenzy to pull this event off the charts and into the history books.  



The Friendly alternative to FACEBOOK, now Flaky-Friends will also network on ASSBOOK to crowdsource a flashmob of Friendly F-F.A.R.T. ers - non-violent mind you, a peaceful silent and potentially noxious F-F.A.R.T moment when multitudes will expel in smelly silent witness a tremendous and stinky silent volume of methane greenhouse gas at one time.  We've been told that Friends Journal also plans to do a full feature-well article for all 12 of its readers sometime next fall.

Activist Flaky-Faker Quakers will seize this New York moment to bring some long lost attention to themselves, an easily ignored,  and many-times-over co-opted handful of religious Socialist hippies financed by long-gone Friends and left-wing billionaires.  Social networking will enable this long-forgotten and irrelevant group and their further-co-opted f/Friends to expel enough greenhouse gas through human activism to affect more than their affected selves when they:

change the inclination of the earth's axis

and

• reverse the geomagnetic polarity between the north and south poles
 

 

We'll show the world and those that refuse to believe humans are the cause of Global Warming - which end is up.

Don't forget - Friends tell your Flaky-Friends and we'll all draw recognition to the fact that :

We humans really matter as to what happens to the earth 

when we all - F-F.A.R.T.  !